Wearing more clothes means more laundry. Laundry now includes breakdancing. It also involves driving around town during the wash-cycle looking for abandoned furniture. Yesterday we got a barbecue and a dangerously broken wooden chair. The barbecue is all about Texas. First it’s an oil barrel. Second, it’s the size of an oil barrow. Having seen […]
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“Party? Sure. Where is it?” “Do you know a good liquor store?” “There’s one I use over there. It’s okay.” “Why is Smirnoff so cheap? How do you septics make a B52?” “Kahlua first. Then Grand Marnier. And then with the nozzle, you slowly pour in the Baileys. It’ll settle between the other two layers.
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You can drive around late at night with your windows down, a big sky hovering above your sunroof. You can listen to ‘Ride of the Valkyrie’ at astonishing volumes in the clear darkness. As you hoof your Saab around the tarmac, road signs appear. A diversion is in the works. Only they aren’t regular road
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