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How to Lose Weight And Influence People – Clouds and Clowns

Normally when the clouds look interesting, it’s a sure sign that the hallucinogens are kicking in. You’ve seen the spazzled scrawny chap sitting on the grassy mound, pointing at the sky with his tongue lolling from his gaping mouth, eyes all akimbo. “The clouds man, they look like….like….wow! There’s President Nixon!”. Today, I went outside …

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Worries End

I figured it out – the inability to go to sleep, the tendency to make bad decisions all week. It all came to me when a fellow Friday reveller asked me if I knew a cure for insomnia. That was it – the Friday post-midnight Buckfast sharpener. Friday was going so well – I’d only …

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