Wearing more clothes means more laundry. Laundry now includes breakdancing. It also involves driving around town during the wash-cycle looking for abandoned furniture. Yesterday we got a barbecue and a dangerously broken wooden chair. The barbecue is all about Texas. First it’s an oil barrel. Second, it’s the size of an oil barrow. Having seen a very large bull being dismembered by Herculean Spaniards with giant cleavers after a bull fight, I would say we could fit a fair few steaks in our barrel.