Hot dog sales must be directly proportional to beer sales in some way. It must be a mixture of chemicals, like alcohol and cocaine, which is far more addictive than either in isolation. One thing I find odd about these studies is where do the scientists get these rats and monkeys who are hooked on […]
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My latest theory is related to the fact that I have rarely lived anywhere longer than two years. As a student in England, I travelled up and down motorways every few months – migrating between college and maternal home. I have been in London for around three months now, and have had enough. Anyone got
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I had seen the one true way, the light, a vision. Building things, a.k.a DIY a.k.a middle-aged suburbia. Unfortunately for the rain forests of Brazil, chopping down trees and making them into furniture is very addictive. This is a lesson best learned when living on an island bereft of furniture but equipped with its own
