Mysteries of the Deep

to Gambia from London. The flight will take approximately six hours. Under no circumstance should you go out the night before said flight and inadvertantly ending closing bars having rounds of random rum-based shooters. Followed by a curry in which the menu itself yields instructions telling the unwary diner to steer clear of this ‘satanically […]

..is that your brain ceases to function. One night of throwing any shot down your neck that you can order at the bar before they get back with the next one equals leaving your key in the locker when you go off for three hours.

Mortgages in London? Buy a house from someone with money that isn’t yours? In fact the bank owns your new house. And it’s not really worth all that much. And they’ll take it back from you if you can’t keep them in their second holiday home and their mistresses in theirs. Instead of just getting