Mysteries of the Deep

Finbar Saunders – where are you now? They say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Which means that double entendres are at worst the second lowest form of wit. When I got a completely innocent email from someone called David Large, which asked for some help, and offered chocolates as an incentive to

Five good things about being a known crack dealer: You can carry off wearing silly hats. No-one will say anything You can park your battered Mercedes anywhere on the street you live, blocking in other cars willy-nilly. No-one compains People will always come to visit you – you’re never lonely – even at 3 a.m.