Arnie

I was whore-harrassingly drunk on my last night in Italy, and decided to watch the televised California governatorial public debate. I must say that the Huffy woman spoke a fair bit of sense, but that Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante was pants. Not only did he look smug and arrogant, but he looked like his title should have been in quotes. What I mean by this is that he bares more than a passing resemblance to “Mean” Gene Okerlund, the famous wrestling announcer who sells burgers now. As such, I expect he too has a past which involves “Made Up Titles” and large hairy men.

Hurrah for Arnie. Maybe Bustamante can introduce the governator before he physically pounds US politicians. Celebrity Deathmatch without the clay models.

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