Ever seen those photocopied posters stuck to lamposts advising that you could become rich working from home? They are often masquerading as leaflets announcing huge rewards for the safe return of little dogs wearing tartan blankets, answering to the name of ‘Mister Biggins’. Why don’t more people kidnap pets? Low risk petnapping is what I’m talking about. Not even a well guarded rich pet, but just every pet you come across. Match the pets you have to the anonymous reward posters that pop up from time to time on lamp-posts and bingo! One thousands pounds for lost ginger tabby. Five hundred pounds for faithful golden retriever. Easy money.