Tip of the day: never try to help a 53 year old American arse with his bag, especially if he’s trying to put them on a longboat from a pier on a stormy sea.
Chances are, he’ll not let go of the bag when you go to grab it, leaving you off balance on the end of a pitching and yawing monster. Then you’ll fall in.
Then all the money you just changed into half a trillion nonsense currency will get wet.
Then he won’t even admit he’s done anything wrong. Then you’ll spend the next two hours in wet clothes planning how to push him in.