Vladimir Putin was actually following me around Russia. Really. I just managed to get out of Irkutsk in time, before he checked into the hotel that I mysteriously found myself in after a night on the Vladivostocks. Every man who has a car in Russia is in fact a taxi driver, waiting to pick up […]

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Ching chong

Context: I am like a bear with a sawed-sore-head when I wake up I have low alcohol tolerance I have a bad sense of direction – try co-piloting a car with me one day – you’ll see I get very emotional / irrational when drunk. I am also indestrcutable, could have Jet Li in a

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