Why are all taxi drivers allergic to first gear? Is there some kind of special training they have given by a clutch vendor? Songkran facts for the visitor: Its Thai New Year Thais throw water at everyone. Some sort of blessing thing. Water pistols are okay. Buckets are okay. Iced water lobbed at farangs in […]

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