Makes me think of toilets now. Doesn’t make me think of fresh mountain air.

Ever had one of those “I hate new technology” moments? Ever dreamed of clawing back a little at the relentless march of new toys? You need a cell phone, but don’t want a small and shiny colourful one which can send you pictures from your fridge and restock it at the same time. You looked

I left my new toys in the lounge, on one of my many trips to the bathroom. Imagine how surprised I was to find Michael Jackson talking to my gingerbread-man when I returned to the room. He was soon joined by Britney’s Pears, but then something terrible happened, which caused the celebs to flee. Craig