Sick or not, you should get out more, boy

I left my new toys in the lounge, on one of my many trips to the bathroom. Imagine how surprised I was to find Michael Jackson talking to my gingerbread-man when I returned to the room. He was soon joined by Britney’s Pears, but then something terrible happened, which caused the celebs to flee. Craig David started eating his way out from within the gingerbread-man, starting to nosh at his head. It ended horribly. I think I should start drinking booze again, and get out of the house on the weekend.

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