Mortgages in London? Buy a house from someone with money that isn’t yours? In fact the bank owns your new house. And it’s not really worth all that much. And they’ll take it back from you if you can’t keep them in their second holiday home and their mistresses in theirs. Instead of just getting […]

Hot dog sales must be directly proportional to beer sales in some way. It must be a mixture of chemicals, like alcohol and cocaine, which is far more addictive than either in isolation. One thing I find odd about these studies is where do the scientists get these rats and monkeys who are hooked on

My latest theory is related to the fact that I have rarely lived anywhere longer than two years. As a student in England, I travelled up and down motorways every few months – migrating between college and maternal home. I have been in London for around three months now, and have had enough. Anyone got