In the Gambia, aka the Ganjier, it is not wise to leave one’s travelling partner unattended for too long. Invariably on one’s return, said partner is spread-eagled unconscious, or surrounded by bumsters, but fortunately, never both at the same time. Yet. It would be a simpler matter to motivate a junkie quadraplegic to become a […]
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I saw the news today, and none of you have murdered UB40. I’m going to ask for a refund on my latest book purchases – “Neuro Linguistic Programming for Beginners“,and “NLP for Evil Psychotics” Tired of standing in custard?
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Top lines that a Gambian bumster might use to weave an exciting sales pitch from: Welcum to de Gambia, yu ar welcum in owah cuntree Weyah is yuah wife? Later we can meet some nice girl. Not like de naughty girl. De naughty girl have many diseases and maggots – she is prostitute from Nigeria.
