Got up in de mornin Wantin some breakfast Ended up drinking lager all day on a small motor boat that our gap-toothed captain had to hotwire to ellicit movement. After a few casts on our sports fishing mission, we managed to snag a large fish. Despite my childlike wonder at this new sport, I did […]

Apparently, UB40 should be gassed. Most people can only name one band which is named after a rule or law which is worth listening to. Generally, it’s not UB40, which may or may not be named after an unemployment benefit form in the UK. (If it is, they should start claiming the royalties from the

“I hate Reggae” “OK they not arlweyz play reggay muzik. All types ah muzik” “And I don’t want to smoke any Ganja. It’s illegal and against my religion.” “Not arl spliffin deyah. Some gud drummin too.” The Reggae Garden seems to be Gambian for a debauched night out, but as yet, the fearless duo have