Simple. Take half a pint of vodka, about 40mg of Valium (available in the UK by telling any GP you are afraid of flying – you don’t even need a flight ticket), 100mg of Dramamine (available in airport shopping to combat travel sickness), and as many melatonin tablets as you feel you can live through […]

Someone invented paint. Just as people suddenly decided that breadmaking machines were a grand idea, and that they should all be purchased one of them as a gift. The timing of this was fortuitous to say the least. The manufacturers of bread machines had only just completed their four year research, development, production, marketing and

Now today children, we are going to look at functional alcoholism. Can anyone tell me what that means? Anybody? No? Well, functional alcoholism is a special gift that some people have. It means that they like to drink beers, wines and spirits, but can still carry on with their everyday duties, unlike the people who