claims Ron Malibu of Shepherds Bush, London. “I really loved that hat – it had special memories for me,” continued Ron. The hat in question had an emblem denoting Tottingham Hotspurs Football Club. It was callously removed from Ron in a predominantly female homosexual night-club in London’s fashionable west end on Valentine’s day morning. “I […]

“Ron, you spell my name wrong. In my country, ‘Selsa’ means masturbation. Call me John, it’s less risky.” – Selso “Go and have a cup of coffee, and come back in half an hour.” – bouncer at G.A.Y on Thursday night “Why can’t we come in now?” – Ramon “It’s his eyes.” – bouncer at

London anti-war demonstration top tips: Apparently the war on Iraq may cost the UK 5 billion GBP. That’s about 2500 quid for each grown up in the UK. Introduce the congestion charge a few days early – tax the demo to fund the bombs Go to the demo. Do not try to meet all of