London anti-war demonstration top tips:
- Apparently the war on Iraq may cost the UK 5 billion GBP. That’s about 2500 quid for each grown up in the UK. Introduce the congestion charge a few days early – tax the demo to fund the bombs
- Go to the demo. Do not try to meet all of your friends. Operate in independent three person cells, buried in tunnels under Downing Street. Use call signs in text messages to ensure the movement is still progressing – (Gawain, I mean HERMIT04)
- Turn up to the demo in a Michel Barrymore face mask to avoid detection – (anon)
- Carry buckets of blood to dip your bricks in to make better t.v. viewing when they are launched at coppers – (errr… me)
- Shout “Gas!” to try to ensure massive panic in the supermassive crowded demonstration – (Raz)
- Release mostly harmless visible gas in the supermassive crowd and fall about clutching your throat and choking to incite panic – (anon)
- Trash a McDonalds just because you can get away with it – (Hamburglar)
- Self immolation in front of Downing Street – (anon)
- Organise a mass jumping up and down session to kick off earthquakes and drive California into the sea – (Boo)
- Link arms and try to break the world record for joined up electric boogaloo – (Jeff)
- Start a chant demanding a proper war, not some half arsed American blitzkreig – (Johnny Vegas)