“Party? Sure. Where is it?” “Do you know a good liquor store?” “There’s one I use over there. It’s okay.” “Why is Smirnoff so cheap? How do you septics make a B52?” “Kahlua first. Then Grand Marnier. And then with the nozzle, you slowly pour in the Baileys. It’ll settle between the other two layers. […]
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You can drive around late at night with your windows down, a big sky hovering above your sunroof. You can listen to ‘Ride of the Valkyrie’ at astonishing volumes in the clear darkness. As you hoof your Saab around the tarmac, road signs appear. A diversion is in the works. Only they aren’t regular road
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Marco is Guy’s friend. Marco has the number of pistols, shotguns, automatic rifles, machine guns and bullets that Guy would have if he had the money. I met the two lead pumpers at the rifle range today. I helped Marco carry in a box of his guns. I spent a lovely hour of charming and
