Being ill is quite good. You don’t have to leave the house when it’s raining. If you plan it right, you can wind up on the sofa with a couple of videos, not having to watch daytime chat shows. And avoid watching the News changing so slowly – the newsreaders dilligently repeating themselves every 30 […]
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When scuba diving, try not to wear a sombrero. While it may seem like a good idea on the surface, in the water it is a whole different kettle of piranhas. First, air bubbles collect in the top, making the hat bouyant. This has the adverse effect of making the string attaching the hat to
The nervous web meister looks at his log files, and splutters his big slurpo bucket of caffeinated sugar all over his keyboard in disbelief. Surely there must be some mistake – his sites hits have gone up by 3000% in the last 24 hours. “Arse,” he grumbles, “must have finally turned up in a search
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