Mysteries of the Deep

All generous offers of free bicycles to the usual address please. Thanks.

Of course, having chained up my bike in front of the CCTV, and having gone to mash some heads in a martial art class, I was totally unprepared to be mugged. I walked outside the sports centre. I was alone, still feeling high from adrenaline, ahead of all of my fellow hardpeople. I looked at

Its the internet, of course there’s going to be photos. And photos of people in warm weather diving gear, and at the top of mountains.