After an illustrious career as a marine conservationist, I have fostered a deep love and respect for all marine life. Except for turtles, which are a pest (despite yielding very large eggs for the locals to boil). A fellow conservationist is currently on a project with the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society, in the Moray […]
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“How many churches can there be in St. Andrews?” I thought to myself as I ran about trying to find the roman catholic one hosting the wedding ceremony of some pals on Saturday. It turns out that there are more than twelve, as I sweatily discovered in a black suit and the blazing sunlight. While
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“Okay, I’ll be blunt here. Which one of those tall blonde men is the millionaire?” – curious lady at my table. “You’ll never really be happy if you’re not driving up and down the M1 trying to give people lifts.” – my rambling advice to people who don’t live near enough to the M1 to
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