Rocco and Brooks, stars of the CBBC hit TV show “Big Babies” are out in the park when they run into arguably the coolest kid in the universe – The Gonch. Here are lyrics from one of his most eloquent rap ditties. Intro: “My step-mum just bought me this silver rocket Nice innit? I’m the […]
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The (other) most powerful man in the world is visiting Britain. He is being hosted by Tony B. Liar, but is a guest of the head of the United Queendom, the star of stamps and banknotes, King Lizzy Windsor. Mr Bush is staying round her gaff in London. Over 100,000 protestors are expected to give
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My friend from the communications department and I were kidnapped from the college library several years ago. We were sorely missed no doubt, though no rescue attempts have been made. Prior to my abduction, I had spent a decade telling undergraduates all they needed to know about electronics. With my hardback covers, and almost 600
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