Ever had one of those “I hate new technology” moments? Ever dreamed of clawing back a little at the relentless march of new toys? You need a cell phone, but don’t want a small and shiny colourful one which can send you pictures from your fridge and restock it at the same time. You looked […]
I left my new toys in the lounge, on one of my many trips to the bathroom. Imagine how surprised I was to find Michael Jackson talking to my gingerbread-man when I returned to the room. He was soon joined by Britney’s Pears, but then something terrible happened, which caused the celebs to flee. Craig
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Things to do when you’re sick: Stay at home Get someone to buy you a Playstation 2 and bring it round Watch movies by foreign directors See how much water you can drink in a day Make furniture out of pieces of wood you find around the house – especially if generations of tennants have
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