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I have just booked a holiday. A package holiday. I haven’t done that in ages. There’s probably a good reason for that. I booked a trip to Torremolinos during the UK half term holidays. It’s an all inclusive deal, so I can eat as much spam and chips as I want, and drink as much […]

It was with a sense of pride that I watched my brother complete the last mission in the best video game ever made, Vice City. I worry about him though – he will now have that confusing mix of pride, accomplishment, and joy in his head. But then he’ll have the void. No more Vice

Many years ago, if someone asked me how I wanted to die, I would say that I wished to die from the be-fanged kiss of a beautiful vampiress. To be seduced, surrender myself for eternity and then die. This year, I read a book called “What do you say after you say hello” which deals