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Eric: I feel awful. And I’ve got a 16 hour shift tomorrow. I have a major cold. Me: Hang on, I think I have some vitamin C in my bag. Eric: Is it water or fat soluble? Me: It’s fat soluble, so it should help your cold. It’s called “Ester C” Passing cast member 1: […]

Me: It would be fun to come over and see how you edit the video of the play. Where do you live? Rocky: Near 51st and Rowena. Me: Is it easy to find? Rocky: Yeah, from about a block away you can see the pair of giant plastic praying mantises in my garden.

lascivious content – my play has two nekked women and three lap-dancers, and in my film there is a whore and full frontal nudity on the rooftop scenes. Which freaks the neighbours out a bit, but not as much as the nekked actress was freaked out when a state trooper pulled up in his pig-mobile