Eric: I feel awful. And I’ve got a 16 hour shift tomorrow. I have a major cold.
Me: Hang on, I think I have some vitamin C in my bag.
Eric: Is it water or fat soluble?
Me: It’s fat soluble, so it should help your cold. It’s called “Ester C”
Passing cast member 1: You’ve got some ecstacy?
Passing cast member 2: Whose got ecstacy? With you now?