You learn many things about yourself when you commence Bruce’s KO Boxing training. Firstly you learn that you would never want to be put in a ring with someone like Bruce, despite his amiable out-of-ring character. Secondly, you learn that inadvertantly throwing a medicine ball at Bruce’s favourite testicle is not a good idea. I learnt that skipping is actually very difficult and I have a new found respect for schoolgirls who can chant, skip and chew gum all at the same time. By the end of the first class, I could just about skip like a three-legged bison rather than a nimble schoolgirl. It’s a pity that I can only punch like a schoolgirl.