Save the planet

Buy this exceptionally priced Honda Civic, and realize gas mileage you have only hitherto dared dream of imagining. Mention this ad and the pass-phrase “pickle-bar” and receive an instant 8.99% discount on the advertized price.

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Oh yeah, it’s my car, so you know it’s got a new timing chain and all the shizzle.

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