“What we really need is a MILF theme camp. This community does have some great MILFs.”
“Cumquats are the new hockey-pucks. Business is the new art. Green is the new black.”
“Yeah, it wasn’t real ego-melting kind of stuff. That’s what I was after.”
“And the strange thing is that you can still legally buy psychedelics that haven’t been scheduled yet.”
“Yeah, I found that out from my internet drug cult.”
“We only had to helicopter one guy out once. No-one could wake him and then he stopped breathing on me. He was back the next day. He got really mad at the people in the hospital for ruining his sleep, and came back to party.”
“You think you could beat me at mud-wrestling?”
“Hey, Mary, I think your shoulder is on fire.”
“Are you on the two-thirty train?”
“This is the best time I have ever had ever. I say that every time I come here apparently. But it’s always true.”