Gigabytes on failed hard drives: 120
Feet of rebar added to slackyderm: 60
Hours in gyms: 11
Rounds sparred: 9
Visits to Home Depot: 9
Mary’s parents met: 2
Possums buried: 1
Pounds lost: 1 (despite eating like an Ethiopian panda at an all-you-can eat sugar-cane buffet)
Water cannons assembled: 1 (thanks to captainsodium for the design, inspiration, demonstration)
Ribs scuppered: 1
Times accused of being ‘high’ due to fatigue: 1
Mary’s parents taken to gym: 1
Spider bites: 0