Must not forget god-daughter’s birthday next year. Fuck. Shit. Double fuck. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck shit shit arse bollocks.
I suppose I should sign up for one of those bollocks reminder services. Arse.
Realistically, I don’t imagine my god-daughter’s parents expected me to remember two of her birthdays in a row. Are my god-daughter’s parents my god-in-laws? My god-step-brother and sister? God-cousins? I like god-in-laws.