Come to Auto Zone. Your one stop shop for all your automobile headaches. In the Zone. We have spare parts in stock for all makes and models. In the Zone. We have a computer system which links to our main warehouse. We can order what’s not in stock. In the Zone. Watch as our trained monkeys have to reboot the computer system. In the Zone. Watch the monkeys order a part for you using a fantabulous green screen system. Come back a week later for the part and learn that the last known location of your part is Fort Worth. Laugh with the monkeys as they tell you that the part is probably in a truck somewhere, shrug and laugh. In the Zone. Get your ordered part a day late as you take back the other parts that were in stock, but unfortunately don’t fit your automobile. Outside the Zone. Show the monkey the size of the hole and the size of the part. Watch the monkey scratch his head, and try and fit it in anyway. In the Zone. Get your thermostat and shove it in the throat of the monkey. Postal in the Zone. Soak the incorrect air filter in carb cleaner and use it to ignite all of the petroleum products. Shove a wrong-sized spark plug in each ear of any remaining Auto Zone monkeys, and show them how you feel about tight nuts. Torch the Zone.