The great thing about not seeing people in several years is that you can change the way you look and turn up in pub toilets and frighten them. A mad stare in the eye accompanied by a jab in the guts normally produces a look on your victim of confusion and fear. “Do I know you?”. See Dear Diedre’s photo story of what followed. I lit the fire near Canada Water, in case you were worried about the London Eye burning down.