Snow tow to Tokyo

Great money-making scheme: You’ve seen wakeboarding? Western Europeans like to party, and they like snowbaording. Russia has a train which costs you about 65 quid to travel 5000 km through the snow. So you tow a party load of rich young Western Europeans on snowboards behind the Trans-Siberian Express. And you let them party. Which it’s hard not to do. I tried explaining the scheme to the Olympic Football team, but they couldn’t see it working. Something about falling off and not being able to catch up again. Rescue snowmobiles, that’s what I say.

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