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Doggy Donut

Worst dumpling of the month: some kind of pig donut, served in the night market in Beijing. With piss weak beer. Least meaty dumpling of the month: some weird green stuff dumpling fried by a street hawker. They are great chaps, the yellers at the night market; they just holler and whine until you look […]

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Sperm Dumplings

Diet to date: things on menus with pictures + things so short I can pronounce them. ( e.g. a particular kind of hot dog that has crispy stuff and gerkins balanced precariously on the top) Today’s run in with the food police involved a gargantuan struggle with a ‘no pictures’ cafe menu looking for any

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