Look around Londoners, the evidence is in front of your very eyes. Everyone I’ve seen in London today has got bleary eyes, and is yawning. The attack was possibly perpetrated last night. It involved making super loud high frequency noises, only perceptable to the sleeping. These super-noises can waken the sleeping, leaving them without a […]

It’s like being the spastic beginner in a step aerobics / boxercise / tai bo class. You don’t have a chance of following the moves of the person in front though. Because she’s the nutter who is doing skipping tricks while she’s waiting to start the class – spinning the rope beneath her three times

They use Coca-cola to clear up blood from the highway. Just one fizzy drink makes me feel great, like Tony. Two makes me giggle. Three makes me shake and tremble. It was after just one drink that I found the Evil Gerald though, and it made me tremble and giggle. It’s like the Onion only