“Hello, is that Mr. Malibu?” “Yes.” “Hi I’m calling from MBNA about your credit card. Do you have a few moments to discuss it right now?” “Yeah, sure.” “Before we proceed, I’d just like to ask you a few security questions to confirm your identity.” “OK.” “Could you give me your date of birth and […]

You know, when someone invents a new acronym, for a solution that merges together two other solutions, which are both made of bullshit-bingo phrases, which sums up to meaning absolutely nothing? If you can’t beat them, join them. Anyone know of any jobs in advertising, where you get to sit in comfy chairs all day

Being ill is quite good. You don’t have to leave the house when it’s raining. If you plan it right, you can wind up on the sofa with a couple of videos, not having to watch daytime chat shows. And avoid watching the News changing so slowly – the newsreaders dilligently repeating themselves every 30