Tips and tricks for getting lashed in Gambia to the usual address please. Having not even sniffed alcohol for 25 days, something’s got to give.

Working with 80s pop stars is great. Tales of wild abandon, parties, funny clothes. Then the obligatory change in career. What was Dave Stewart like? Which was your favourite member of Bananarama? Oooh, hours of fun. Also, any ex-pop star is bound to be able to think in strange and inventive ways: “And soon, everyone

Thank God. Lionel will save lack of attendance at a charity event that I have been invited to. Lionel – come back – we’ve missed you. “Is it me you’re looking for?” Walking back from the Fast Show Live after having laughed my guts out, a public telephone started to ring as I passed it.