I made a coffee table out of bits of wood, and have a large pylon in the front lawn. Austin used to be famous for its high street lamps in the last century, don’t you know.

I now have somewhere to live, and I was on the radio today. Blimey – the land of opportunity indeed. I am thinking of running for governor soon, and then perhaps becoming president by the end of the month. Then, Emperor of Europe I think. Cheap wine for all and no cabbage.

I have a new phone. I have added the phone numbers of people offering accommodation into it. They’re not real friends, but it looks a bit sad having no-one in your contact list. I met a man at Pecan Grove RV park while I was enquiring about living there yesterday. He was a very friendly