My only friends are make-believe

I have a new phone. I have added the phone numbers of people offering accommodation into it. They’re not real friends, but it looks a bit sad having no-one in your contact list.

I met a man at Pecan Grove RV park while I was enquiring about living there yesterday. He was a very friendly resident who was hanging out in the office, and was very helpful. He gave me his phone number and offered to show me around Austin with his girlfriend, as well as answering all of my trailer park questions. I haven’t seen such a helpful and gormless but enthusiastic person since I last went to a recruitment centre for the Church of Scientology. I didn’t put his number into my phone.

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