The dressing gown is so passee. I am all about saying “all about” now, and also all about cowboy boots. As soon as I bought my boots, I saddled up the barbecue we found by the road and rode a steak into the crematorium with it. Wearing my boots (and shorts better to show them […]

Margaritas. Hard to spell, easy to swallow. Nasty’s. Easy to get into, hard to leave. Purple People Eater Margaritas please. Hard to enunciate.

Wearing more clothes means more laundry. Laundry now includes breakdancing. It also involves driving around town during the wash-cycle looking for abandoned furniture. Yesterday we got a barbecue and a dangerously broken wooden chair. The barbecue is all about Texas. First it’s an oil barrel. Second, it’s the size of an oil barrow. Having seen