Mysteries of the Deep

If someone tries to sell you an AT&T phone, shoot them in the face. If you are driving and see a big red sign on a pole that says STOP, carrying on driving. They are a pain in the arse put up by big oil companies and car brake specialists to stimulate sales of their […]

Stuff like this is what clogs up the internet. Maybe there’s some way of recycling on t’internet, so that it does collapse under the weight of “my favourite shapes are blue circles, and I am most like Benny out of Top Cat.”

A larger than average bird decided to evacuate its bowels above me today, deep in the heart of Texas. That means extra good luck for me. Bueno.