I left my new toys in the lounge, on one of my many trips to the bathroom. Imagine how surprised I was to find Michael Jackson talking to my gingerbread-man when I returned to the room. He was soon joined by Britney’s Pears, but then something terrible happened, which caused the celebs to flee. Craig […]
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Things to do when you’re sick: Stay at home Get someone to buy you a Playstation 2 and bring it round Watch movies by foreign directors See how much water you can drink in a day Make furniture out of pieces of wood you find around the house – especially if generations of tennants have
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Halloween, feeling ill. A kind of self-pitying ill, where you huddle under your duvet, and beg for chocolate from anyone passing. A movie seemed like a top idea, a way of hiding in the darkness of a lounge, whiling away the hours. Maybe a bit of food – some green vegetables for the vitamins and
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