Scream “Hellor Meester!” back to everyone who screeches it at you Ignore the tooting of passing ‘Mr Jolly Lives Next Door’ microbuses touting for taxi trade Ask insane beggars for money to see how they like it Consider re-reading Neil Cross’s excellent ‘Mr. Inbetween’ for a third time, or just skip to the violent bits […]
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Apparently you can hire rocket launchers to vaporise cows in Cambodia. Anyone up for a bit of burger making? Ever feel like blowing up a cow? Well, in the Phkor Lan Club shooting range, you can. You could shoot AK47s (which Mike actually did) for US$20, or a rocket launcher for US $200. For an
And I wish I had a baseball bat so that I could play fruit baseball with General Noriega’s head. It might be worth the fine to push him into the sea next time I see him. On my fourth crossing of the bowel shaking waves between Malysia and Indonesia, I managed to scrape past Noriega.
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