“Okay, I’ll be blunt here. Which one of those tall blonde men is the millionaire?” – curious lady at my table. “You’ll never really be happy if you’re not driving up and down the M1 trying to give people lifts.” – my rambling advice to people who don’t live near enough to the M1 to […]
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I announced my desire to live in a trailer park in the US for three months to some friends at a wedding. They helpfully advised that I should try the Shallow South as opposed to the Deep South. If anyone has any tips about where to get interesting trailer park accommodation in the states, please
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“Go and talk to him. He’s much richer and far more interesting.” – Neil, trying to fend off the advances of a girl apparently named ‘Spro’ in a nightclub with a stick and launching her at me.
