And I wish I had a baseball bat so that I could play fruit baseball with General Noriega’s head. It might be worth the fine to push him into the sea next time I see him. On my fourth crossing of the bowel shaking waves between Malysia and Indonesia, I managed to scrape past Noriega. […]
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Tip of the day: travel around with girls – they have plasters, pharmaceuticals, ointments, and cheese sandwiches Tip of yesterday: travel with at least one boy to fix heaters and things. Achievement of the day: got up and down a 4000 metre mountain in under fourteen hours, with a stinking cold, and no sleep at
Dave, the Greenforce Balak expedition leader, and his wife of six months, Lidwina, cordially invited us to their wedding party. Quite a few of us honkeys turned up to his new house in the mountains of Sabah. After proposing to Lidwina, Dave had been given permission by her father, the village boss, to build a
