The time after I’d settled into Austin, and before I started a family
Yesterday evening I was being led towards the boys’ toilets by the hand. My hand had been forcefully grabbed and I was shocked and confused by such a forward act. I have to admit that I had been reasonably dashing on those roller skates, but this seemed an over-the-top reaction. That all cleared itself up […]
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After a truly fabulous evening of unmentionable fun last night involving four sixes and my embarcation on a career I saw on television, I knew getting up at 6am was going to be tough. It was my first night on my new mattress – four hours of sleep during which I was comfortable enough to
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An amazing thing happened the other week; I managed to take some advice. So this evening was spent in a middle school in northwest Austin. I was being taught the basics of motorcycle riding. Such nuggets of wisdom as, “Sports bikes are very pretty bikes.” “Instead of four wheels you have two.” “We’re all suffering
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