Chocolate Karma

It’s like, karma, man. You know – it happened on Sunday on a violently hungover quest for blood sugar from the Tube’s chocolate vending machines. One machine swallowed 50p and despite a violent and bloody war of attrition with its eject button, the machine refused to do anything other than look smugly at me, withholding […]

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Get shedded with colleagues in Hammersmith Pub – check Thanks for all of the gifts / nice words / advice / zambucha. I had never drunk a Bacardi Breezer before. I snuck out on the pretext of using my phone to grab a crafty chip buttie. Eating is cheating, I know, but at least I

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